Rumor mill
Current temperature
Reports of commotion have been upgraded from "one cousin with a spreadsheet" to "airport sightings, but make it vibes."
ishellebuyckstillajet.ca
Is Hellebuyck still a Jet?
YES
put the pitchfork back in the garage
Last checked
June 26, 2026
Rumor pressure
Winnipeg Group Chat Level 8
Official panic rating
2 / 37
BREAKING: guy on internet has heard things
UPDATE: no, not that thing
SOURCES: emotionally unavailable
CAP SPACE: still haunted
BREAKING: guy on internet has heard things
UPDATE: no, not that thing
SOURCES: emotionally unavailable
CAP SPACE: still haunted
Emergency guidance
What should Jets fans do?
Hydrate. Mute three accounts. Remember the extension.
Fine print
Status rules
- Manual meme page, not an official roster feed.
- Updated when the trade sirens get loud enough.
- No logos, no gambling advice, no peace for the group chat.